by Gabriel May
(Tampines, Singapore, Singapore)
PURE LAZINESS I TELL YOU, PURE LAZY!!!
Xena is a fat, lazy, tuna-crazy male tabby cat. Although he is a boy, we still call him Xena by some crazy force in the world. I actually named him Forest Fire but I started to call him Xena. I don't know why, I don't know what and I don't care. Anyway, enough about the story of me naming my cat. As I mentioned earlier, Xena is a fat, lazy, tuna-crazed cat. He loves to sleep with us (probably because I set the air-conditioner super cold at night or he just wants to pee on our bed without getting litter box sand all over him. And YES, Xena is a messy pee-er and poop-er.)He also likes, no, I mean LOVES tuna. Oh wait, I mentioned that earlier. Oops, my bad. Anyway, let us recap, Xena is a VERY LAZY, FAT AND TUNA-CRAZED cat. It's very easy to remember. It's only 3 characteristics. LAZY, I tell you, PURE LAZINESS, PURE FATS and PURE TUNA-CRAZED. He's pure-blooded I guess.
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